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Ladies and gents our story begins with our author who one day packed up his bags to spend the next 5 years of his life on some tropical island far far away. This land is not like any place he has ever been to before. There is no telling of what he may encounter during his stay there but one thing is sure he is going to be in for one crazy adventure. And this is where you get to read about it.

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The stories told here maybe appear larger than in real life and at times may even appear outlandish. However, all actual events are in fact real (well, most of them). What may appear as a distortion of reality to some may only be due to the author's perspective of the actual events. Some say he is just not right in the head.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

While you were gone

So when you come home hungry and don't see any food on the table most people look in the fridge. When ants don't find any food on the tables here they do the same. After coming back from the States I had found that ants have managed get into my refrigerator by chewing a hole in the door's rubber siding...

They must have some of the smartest ants in the world here. How do they know where to look for your food? Ants don't have miniature refrigerators of their own do they?

I guess it was a little too cold for them though because I found dead ants everywhere, in the cheese, in the butter and even on the shelves.

Maybe what they do is have an ant scout assigned to watch your every move.

"We got a report from a scout that the hairless monkey has just bought cake and placed it in his grey box."
"Good. Prepare the troops. We will strike tonight and feast on that cake by dawn!"
"Haha, That monkey has no clue, does he."
"No, not a one. Hahaha."


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